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In The Spirit of Christmas… Punch a Nazi
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Sexiest Incel In The World
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Terfs Set Sights On New Villain
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Jeff Bezos Guest Blog Post
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Free e-copy of Attack of the 50 ft Trans Woman to the first person who deciphers the secret code correctly.
Christmas Merch Deadlines (USA, Canada, EU)
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Bluesky Legal Troubles /satire
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J K Rowling wins award for “accurate depiction of transgender character in Harry Potter”
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