It will be Christmas in two days time, and we here at Rebel Wrath want to bring a very special message to you at this time of year. Punch Nazis.
Jesus was all about loving everyone, sure, but he also had a temper, like when he overturned the money tables in the temple. Jesus knew it was okay to be righteously angry, and honestly he never had to deal with fascism, just Romans. If he had, he’d have punched Nazis.
In the first World War, the fighting stopped in the trenches on Christmas Day, and both sides played football in No Man’s Land. Knowing what the English are like at football, it was probably the only time in both wars the Germans won.
In the second world war, the fighting continued during Christmas, because our great-grandparents knew you don’t give Nazis any peace.
Even Santa Claus delivers coal to those on the naughty list, and you can be sure that includes Nazis.
We’re not asking anything from you today. It’s Christmas. Spend your money and time on your family and if you see a Nazi, punch the Nazi. Just be careful, they’re often cops.