The award for sexiest incel in the world goes to Darth Musk. Musk, who has repeatedly denied having a tiny penis, was voted sexiest incel in a poll organised by Nerd magazine.
“I’m still not talking to you,” he told us in an exclusive statement, “and I’m not an incel.”
It’s debatable if he is an incel – although he has children, he has not recently been linked to any partner, not since his ex, Grimes, left him and started a relationship with trans woman Chelsea Manning. It remains to be seen if he can find someone who cares enough about his money to put up with his lack of originality, his transphobic obsession, his tiny penis, and his fascist views.
We think Melania Trump would be a good option for him. She’s probably going to be a widow soon, and she’s used to being with an unoriginal transphobic fascist with a tiny penis.
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