White House Agrees to Hump Day petition
The White House on Tuesday agreed to honour the petition of millions of Americans who cannot spell Wednesday
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White People Bring Water To Africa
After decades of charity adverts asking for £2 to help dig wells and bring water to Africa, Western nations have finally succeeded in this incredible task.
New US Reality Show to Save Palestinians
With the ongoing genocide of Palestinians by Israel, a US entertainment company has unveiled a plan to raise money to save Palestinian families.
l owe Maga an apology
I owe MAGA an apology.
I owe my Trump-supporting former friends an apology.
Trump wasn’t that bad, other than:
Sponsored Content – Darth Musk Punchable Sex-Bots!
Darth Musk punchable sex-bots, coming 2026! You can punch them or pound them, so great for haters and stans alike. How will you treat your Muskbot? With a fist, or a fisting?
No (one cares if you’re) Nutting November
In recent years, a number of cis men have decided to stop masturbating during November. Others have decided to masturbate but not cum. Others have decided they won’t stop. That’s all fine. It’s great. You do you, or don’t do you, if that’s what you want.
USA Stops a Fascist Insurrection
Global communities are rejoicing after the United States of America defeated the threat of a future insurrection, like the one they suffered on January 2021, by removing the need – they voted Trump’s fascists into power.
Trans Woman Really Excited for Trump’s Camps /satire
This is a satirical article. Unfortunately yes, that does not be stated up front. You know who you are.