USA Stops a Fascist Insurrection

A US flag with a black swastika to the right of the stars
Attribution: Rebel Wrath
The United States of Fascism

Global communities are rejoicing after the United States of America defeated the threat of a future fascist insurrection, like the one they suffered on January 2021. Such an event could have precipitated a civil war. The United States succeeded in stopping an insurrection by removing the need – they voted Trump’s fascists into power.

“It’s probably a good thing Trump won, or maybe it isn’t,” said UK Labour Prime Minister Keir Starmer, who doesn’t seem to have been informed by the UK Tory party what his opinion should be yet.

Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is said to have stroked a white cat whilst gloating about all the Palestinians he can murder with Trump in power.

“Oh, verdammt noch mal, nicht noch mehr Nazis,” said EU president Ursula von der Leyen.

“Wǒmen yīzhí dōu zhīdào, rúguǒ wǒmen bù cǎiqǔ rènhé xíngdòng, měilìjiān hézhòngguó jiù huì huǐmiè zìjǐ,” Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, said.

The US vote has not finished being counted. I don’t know if Harris can pull it out here, but let’s hope she does. If not, grassroots movements, mutual aid, organising, protesting, and more will be required, but for now feel your feelings, process your grief, take a mental health day.

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