UKs First Teacherless Classroom Also Studentless

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The UK government recently proposed a plan to help with the lack of qualified teachers: classrooms taught by AI.

Despite the fact that AI has been reported, on numerous occasions, to make things up, and has gone Nazi several times, and never quite works right, and is incredibly damaging to the environment, PM Keir Stump was told by his Tory masters to implement it as they have invested in the tech.

However, an oft-quoted school rule has stumped the stump. Every student in the UK knows that if no teacher shows up in the first 15 minutes, they can leave, and every student in the teacherless class left.

“It wasn’t like a walk-out,” said 14 year old Matt Brown, “we just walked out.”

“Yeah, not like an AI was gonna stop us, and it’s a nice day,” said Jennifer Connell, also 14. “The boys wanted to play football.”

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