Leaked memos from the White House have revealed the stunning secret behind La presidenta idiota’s plan to ban immigrants and arrange mass deportations.
It seems Donald is looking to be shot of his wife, Melania, but fears how much a divorce would cost him. Since murdering your wife is currently still illegal, he has decided his best option is to send her to Putin.
Melania is said to be furious with Donald’s stance on abortion, to the point she is refusing to stay at the White House, and is charging him a $1/4 million for each public appearance they make together. He can no longer afford to stay married to her, and he cannot afford a divorce either.
Donald’s daughter, Ivanka, was born in Manhattan, so won’t be deported. Donald has previously stated that if he wasn’t married, he’d date her, so a new romance might be on the cards once Melania is deported.
Darth Musk is said to be broken-hearted that Melania will need to leave the US, and is rumoured to have offered to take her to Mars, to which she allegedly replied: “no, you tiny penis idiot.”
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