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Leaked emails from senior staff at up-and-coming social media site Bluesky have revealed the company has made a number of payments to Darth Musk. Musk, who is not affiliated with the site, famously bought rival social media company Twitter for $44 billion, before renaming it X, and transforming it into a platform for the mass distribution of right wing propaganda.
It is said the payments are in response for Musk repeatedly driving waves of new users to Bluesky by removing all the things people like from X, and making the social media site worse for everyone.
Senior staff at Bluesky refused to comment, but Darth Musk said this: “I’m not giving you a quote, you said my sex bots have a life size tiny penis.” When asked to prove us wrong, he refused to get it out to be measured, the tiny-dicked coward.
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Body shaming is wrong, and penis size doesn’t matter, but Darth Musk does have a tiny dick, sources have confirmed.