There has been widespread outrage by terfs after police took J K Rowling into custody following a vote that named her as a UK National Treasure. Due to a 17th century law that has never been repealed, all national treasures must be kept in the Tower of London.
The Harry Potter author is said to be a major tourist draw, especially with Japanese tourists, who pose outside her display cabinet for selfies. It’s not sure if J K Rowling has managed to work out she’s been imprisoned yet.
When she does realise, she will undoubtedly be very happy in the tower. She is, after all, obsessed with crown jewels.
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