With Donald’s plan to deport everyone who is an immigrant or a descend of immigrants set to leave only Native Americans in the United States, it is expected that there will be a noticeable decrease in the number of school shootings reported.
In another win for Donald’s presidency, the number of school shootings has increased every year since Sandy Hook. 2025 could be the first year this trend has reversed.
When asked about school shootings, Donald said “kids wouldn’t get shot if they weren’t at school. They should be working. We have the best jobs. I brought jobs for everyone. We need more people to help with the jobs. Jobs. Steve Jobs, he was a good guy. I ate an apple today. No doctor for me. We need more doctors, school kids can be doctors. I saw that on a TV show once.”
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