Exclusive: Fastest UK route to transitioning

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With NHS waiting lists approaching 60 years in some areas, puberty blockers banned, and Labour looking increasingly likely to ban transgender healthcare entirely whilst privatising the NHS, the fastest route to transitioning in the UK has been revealed to be living a full life in the gender of your birth and being reincarnated in the gender of your choice after death.

Labour leader and Tory Stooge PM Keir Stump said recently “reincarnation is a great plan for trans people,” whilst noted children’s author J K Rowling added “if they want a faster transition, they can always kill themselves.”

Rebel Wrath says fuck all that, and remember one of the core concepts of punk is DIY.

Hell yeah, kick ass segue.

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