Submissives over the world are rejoicing now that Duolingo has unveiled its newest language: emoji. Finally dominants might find out what the heck 🥺 means.
For years submissives have replied to dominants with emojis that dominants didn’t understand (though most can be universally translated as “please fuck me”) but all that could be a thing of the past with this new language offer.
Of course, the submissives need to persuade their dominants to sign up for it, which isn’t easy when all you can say is 🥺🥺🥺 and all your dominant hears is “please fuck me.”
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